My Christmas Greetings

Some seasonal messages from GREAT GRANDAD SHOUTY

Well, its December. Three more weeks and it will soon be Christmas. How about the following greetings cards:

To Angela Merkel (the German Chancellor): A picture of Jurgen Klopp. Your countrymen are not supposed to have a sense of humour. Here’s one who has.

To Newcastle United: A picture of the FA Cup. Sixty years since they last won a major domestic trophy.

To Newcastle United (again): Pictures of Chris Hughton and Alan Pardew. A reminder that there’s life after The Mags.

To Leicester City: A treatment plan for vertigo. Must be dizzy being so high up in the world.

To Liverpool and Everton fans: A picture of Wembley Stadium. Hopefully the scene of a dream final in the League Cup.

To Chelsea: A picture of a trap door. Only five points off a relegation spot.

To Aston Villa: A picture of a driving licence with ten points. A reminder that that’s more than you’ve got up to now.

To Bolton Wanderers: Pictures of League Two grounds. Sadly, you chased the dream and the wheels came off.

To Barack Obama: A congratulatory card to express appreciation for your chaps unearthing all the stench in FIFA.

To all Poolies: How about the message “ Every little thing gonna be all right”.

Finally, Happy Christmas to you all!!!