This is Keith McManus, who went to Barcelona, and stood outside of the home of the best football team in the world, proudly wearing a Pools shirt, and showing that we Poolies may have the worst team in League One, but we can still be proud of our allegiance. 

Keith didn't say whether he bumped into Lionel Messi or not, and if he did a sales pitch for Lionel joining Pools in January, but we suspect not, as he'd have probably told us about it. Keith that is. 

Lionel would have done an Asprilla anyway.