Look out for the duts!

The nights are drawing in, leaves are turning brown, and gas engineers everywhere are cashing in as people turn on their central heating for the first time in months, only to find it's knackered.
 
The onset of colder weather means a chilly head and freezing lugs. Fear not! Monkey Business have produced new duts* which guarantee a frost-free bonce. Navy blue, with Mervyn the Monkey embroidered on the front, they are available for the measly price of £7.
 
Available from Monkey Business vendors at home and away games.
 
If you live inside the UK but would like one sent by post, just send a cheque for £8.50 together with your name and address to:
Monkey Business Duts
7 Solway Close
Chilwell
Nottingham
NG9 4EE

If you live outside the UK, email your name and address to: monkeybusinessfanzine@hotmail.co.uk  and we'll tell you the postage cost.

*dut is Hartlepudlian for a winter hat, usually made of wool or high quality alternative fabric

Stitched-up Mervyn